Taking ordinary breadcrumbs to Tashlich lacks subtlety, nuance, and religious sensitivity.
We can do better. Instead:
For ordinary sins, use – White Bread
For exotic sins – French Bread
For committing arson – Toast
For exotic arson – French Toast
For complex sins – Multi-grain
For twisted sins – Pretzels
For sins of indecision – Waffles
For sins committed in haste – Short Bread
For telling small lies – Fudge cake
For being too extravagant with your carpeting – Ruggelach
For overindulgence – Stuffing
For excessive use of irony – ”Rye” Bread
For telling bad jokes – Corn Bread
For sins of pride – Puff Pastry
For snobbery – Upper Crust
For cruelty to animals – “PITA”
For promiscuity – Hot Buns
For showing off – Hot Dog Buns
For dropping in on your Friends without calling First – Popovers
For being a complainer – ”Oyyyyy”-ster Crackers
Adapted by Mel Powell
